Thursday, January 27, 2011

I used to think nobody could possibly be stupid enough to believe the Noah's Ark myth. I was wrong.

Until a few years ago I never imagined there could be anyone who was retarded enough to believe there was a 40 day thunderstorm that covered the entire planet with water. Then after buying a computer I discovered a popular Christian website and I read the comments. I was very surprised to find out almost everyone there believed their magic god fairy murdered virtually the entire human race and every other land animal. If that bullshit was true why would they want to worship this asshole god? I thought perhaps they were just joking but later I realized they really were gullible enough and childish enough to believe the Noah's Ark genocide story.

Christian subhumans think their magical flood carved out the Grand Canyon in less than two months instead of the millions of years it took for erosion from the Colorado River to do it. It's astonishing there are millions of Americans who believe this disgusting fairy tale.

If you're one of these Christian retards and you're reading this maybe you could write a comment and explain why you are so hopelessly stupid.

1 comment:

  1. I'm not sure I understand why you use such gentle language when describing pure stupid. :)

    Thanks for the laughs!

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